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mikew_RIP

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mikew_RIP

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I was in Tesco carpark earlier today and there was a poor woman crying her eyes out in the foyer.
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Apparently, she was here on holiday and had just lost all her holiday money whilst shopping.
Poor woman, I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.

Don't normally do that sort of thing but I'd just found £1000 in the carpark..
 
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Dangerspouse

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mikew said:
I was in Tesco carpark earlier today and there was a poor woman crying her eyes out in the foyer.
emoji22.png

Apparently, she was here on holiday and had just lost all her holiday money whilst shopping.
Poor woman, I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.

Don't normally do that sort of thing but I'd just found £1000 in the carpark..
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Haha! Good one :highly_amused:
 
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mikew_RIP

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
 
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