Blade Canyon
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An old Irish man and his wife were married for 48 years. They lived a simple life on their farm. One day, the wife passed away peacefully in her sleep.
The whole town turned out for the funeral. The old man sat alone on the front row. After a beautiful eulogy from the county priest, the pallbearers lifted the casket and walked down the center aisle. Just as they were going out of the church, they accidentally bumped the casket into the door, and everyone in the church heard a faint groan come from the casket. They opened it up, and the woman was still alive. After a few days at the hospital, she rejoined her husband out on their farm.
Two years later, the couple celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary with a night on the town in Dublin.
One year after that, the woman was unresponsive. The doctors pronounced her dead.
They had another funeral in the same church. The county priest gave a wonderful sermon about life, death, and all of their uncertainties. At the end of the service, the pallbearers picked up the casket and began to proceed down the center aisle.
As they were walking, the old man stuck his head up and said, "Mind the door."
The whole town turned out for the funeral. The old man sat alone on the front row. After a beautiful eulogy from the county priest, the pallbearers lifted the casket and walked down the center aisle. Just as they were going out of the church, they accidentally bumped the casket into the door, and everyone in the church heard a faint groan come from the casket. They opened it up, and the woman was still alive. After a few days at the hospital, she rejoined her husband out on their farm.
Two years later, the couple celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary with a night on the town in Dublin.
One year after that, the woman was unresponsive. The doctors pronounced her dead.
They had another funeral in the same church. The county priest gave a wonderful sermon about life, death, and all of their uncertainties. At the end of the service, the pallbearers picked up the casket and began to proceed down the center aisle.
As they were walking, the old man stuck his head up and said, "Mind the door."
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