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nikonpup

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Bear Dale

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[FONT=&quot]An American 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that
is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F-16
youngster told the 777 pilot, "Hey Captain, watch this!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep,
unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he
broke the sound barrier, as the F-16 screamed down at impossible G's
before leveling at almost sea level.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The 777 pilot said, "That was truly impressive, but watch this!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour,
and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of
that?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Puzzled, the cocky F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs,
walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a
cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star
hotel paid for by the company"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]LESSON OF LIFE:
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good
thing! When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not
such a bad thing![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]It's called S.O.S.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Slower, Older and Smarter![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
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