Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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Don Kuykendall_RIP
RIP :(
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign hanging in the entrance, which says “FREE BEER FOR WHOEVER CAN PASS THE TEST!”
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender replies, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila – the whole thing at once – and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth… you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman upstairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.”
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.”
But as time passes and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teqeelah?”
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with big slurps, tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now,” he groans, “where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender replies, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila – the whole thing at once – and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth… you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman upstairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.”
The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.”
But as time passes and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teqeelah?”
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with big slurps, tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now,” he groans, “where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
The boss shows up at the office yesterday with a brand new Lamborghini. I ask, "Is this yours?!?!" He replies, "Yep, just picked it up yesterday!"
I respond, "Man, that is one sweet ride!"
He then says, "Well, I tell you what. If you show up for work every day, on time, put in a honest days labor, apply yourself, and work hard, in just two years.............. I'll be able to buy another one."
I respond, "Man, that is one sweet ride!"
He then says, "Well, I tell you what. If you show up for work every day, on time, put in a honest days labor, apply yourself, and work hard, in just two years.............. I'll be able to buy another one."
