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nikonpup

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nikonpup

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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BONUS RULE:

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex.

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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