Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
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nikonpup
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A blonde stops by a café and gets her coffee to go. As she’s about to leave, she notices a little sticker on the cup that says “Peel & Win.”
She peels it back, gasps, and starts jumping up and down shouting,
“I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The barista laughs and says, “That can’t be right — the top prize is just a free lunch.”
But the blonde won’t calm down. “No, no! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The manager comes over, takes the ticket, and says, “Miss, we definitely didn’t give away a motorhome.”
The blonde insists, “Look for yourself!”
The manager reads the ticket aloud:
“WIN A BAGEL.”
She peels it back, gasps, and starts jumping up and down shouting,
“I’ve won a motorhome! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The barista laughs and says, “That can’t be right — the top prize is just a free lunch.”
But the blonde won’t calm down. “No, no! I’ve won a motorhome!”
The manager comes over, takes the ticket, and says, “Miss, we definitely didn’t give away a motorhome.”
The blonde insists, “Look for yourself!”
The manager reads the ticket aloud:
“WIN A BAGEL.”
YES!!
nikonpup
Senior Member
Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one
afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your
trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she
got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!
afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your
trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she
got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!
nikonpup
Senior Member
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes
about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.
“My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.”
“Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.”
“I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.”
“Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know.
“Nothing much… But he would be 165 years old.”
about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.
“My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.”
“Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.”
“I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.”
“Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know.
“Nothing much… But he would be 165 years old.”