Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

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mikew_RIP

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mikew_RIP

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[FONT=&quot]A tourist couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]being chased[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]down by a cheetah. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.”[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]every day for the rest of your life.” The husband's eyebrows lifted. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]The deadly chase was recorded. Click below.....

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Helvetica",sans-serif;COLOR:black">[video=youtube;DYDIwOnXNc8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=DYDIwOnXNc8[/video]
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mikew_RIP

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I'm posting this with a heavy heart...

As much as I love photography it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be re-homing my collection

Below is a list of what's available. All FREE of charge, but to good homes only. Serious enquiries only, please!

1. Dustpan and brush
2. Sponges
3. Dusters
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6. Vacuum cleaner
7. Dishwashing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes
Serious inquires only.
 
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mikew_RIP

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A: "Why are you late?"
B: "There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill."
A: "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?"
B: "No, I was standing on it."
 
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