true, i could ask nikon, but i've grown to hate asking help desk since most of them hate their lives and jobs. i figure a forum would be most adequate.
as far as why i'm wondering about my actuations/serial number ratio:
the actuations to serial numbers didn't seem right since the camera with the highest serial had the highest actuations and hadn't been used in a long time compared to the other 2.
after much detective work and figuring which camera had what naming scheme (my body should have my prefix, the one my wife uses should have hers, and the older one should have had her same prefix as i have only been using my one camera, making 2 cameras seem the same). long story short, we got two bodies mixed up somehow when the lenses got switched and we have no idea who did it or how that happened. i never switch my lense (other than going micro or telefoto) and my wife swears she never did (she'd have no reason to touch my d700 body). i am really suspecting her pranking ghost grandfather. strange stuff has been going on in this house...
and finally thanks Don, i updated my gear to the best of my abilities before i pass out and go to bed!