Do you give names names to your gear? For instance, is your camera a D60 or is it George or Margaret? I know some people refer to their Tamrons and Sigmas as Tammy and Siggy. How about nicknames, like I refer to my 2000mm as Little Hubble.
I do not, BUT my wife has names for my gear. Whenever I'm tinkering with it she'll call it "the precious". I'm sure when I'm not around she has other nicknames... like the moneypit.
I used to back in the film days with my first camera... a brownie. I called it my baby. After that.. nothing has come to mind. Now I just say my d600... d5200 etc.