We have a Dumb Jokes Thread so why not a really Smart Joke Thread

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WileyCoyote

Banned
Some jokes are so dumb just about anyone can "get" them.
So I decided to post some jokes in here that may require you
to really give the joke some serious thought to achieve a laugh.
I'll start off with a couple of fairly easy ones.

A: A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of
bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves
of bread.

B: Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a French café, revising his draft of Being and
Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no
cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How
about with no milk?”
 
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mikew_RIP

Senior Member
Thank you,this is why i have always struggled to understand my pc.

A: A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of
bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves
of bread.


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WileyCoyote

Banned
A couple more;

C: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: C
“What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.”
The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third
mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll
have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as
he pours out a single beer.

D: What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for?
Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.

E: A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his
trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes.
Eumenides?”
 
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WileyCoyote

Banned
And still a few more;

F: Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg
turns to the other two and says: “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure
out if it’s funny or not?” Gödel replies: “We can’t know that because we’re
inside the joke.” Chomsky says: “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it
wrong.”

G: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and
says: “Five beers, please.”

H: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s oK now.
 
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Brusader

Senior Member
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. And those who know trinary.

Always proofread carefully incase you any words out.

​No, I'm not lexdyslic
 
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nikonpup

nikonpup

Senior Member
So this atom runs up to his atom buddy and goes "Dude! I lost an electron!"
And the other atom says "Are you sure??"
And he goes "Yeah, I'm positive!"
 
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