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<blockquote data-quote="Felisek" data-source="post: 473410" data-attributes="member: 23887">BEDEMIR:&nbsp; Does wood sink in water?&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; No, no.&nbsp; VILLAGER #2:&nbsp; It floats!&nbsp; It floats!&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; Throw her into the pond!&nbsp; CROWD:&nbsp; The pond!&nbsp; BEDEMIR:&nbsp; What also floats in water?&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; Bread!&nbsp; VILLAGER #2:&nbsp; Apples!&nbsp; VILLAGER #3:&nbsp; Very small rocks!&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; Cider!&nbsp; VILLAGER #2:&nbsp; Great gravy!&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; Cherries!&nbsp; VILLAGER #2:&nbsp; Mud!&nbsp; VILLAGER #3:&nbsp; Churches -- churches!&nbsp; VILLAGER #2:&nbsp; Lead -- lead!&nbsp; ARTHUR:&nbsp; A duck.&nbsp; CROWD:&nbsp; Oooh.&nbsp; BEDEMIR:&nbsp; Exactly!&nbsp; So, logically...,&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.&nbsp; BEDEMIR:&nbsp; And therefore--?&nbsp; VILLAGER #1:&nbsp; A witch!&nbsp; CROWD:&nbsp; A witch!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Felisek, post: 473410, member: 23887"] BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEMIR: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEMIR: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! [/QUOTE]

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