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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 171024" data-attributes="member: 14124"><p>A couple more; </p><p></p><p> <strong>C:</strong> An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: <strong>C</strong></p><p>“What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” </p><p>The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third </p><p>mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll </p><p>have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as </p><p>he pours out a single beer.</p><p></p><p><strong>D: </strong>What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? </p><p>Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>E: </strong>A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his </p><p>trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. </p><p>Eumenides?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 171024, member: 14124"] A couple more; [B]C:[/B] An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: [B]C[/B] “What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as he pours out a single beer. [B]D: [/B]What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot. [B] E: [/B]A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” [/QUOTE]
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