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We have a Dumb Jokes Thread so why not a really Smart Joke Thread
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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 170944" data-attributes="member: 14124"><p>Some jokes are so dumb just about anyone can "get" them. </p><p>So I decided to post some jokes in here that may require you</p><p>to really give the joke some serious thought to achieve a laugh.</p><p>I'll start off with a couple of fairly easy ones.</p><p></p><p><strong>A: </strong>A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of </p><p>bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves </p><p>of bread.</p><p></p><p><strong>B: </strong>Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a French café, revising his draft of Being and </p><p>Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no </p><p>cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How </p><p>about with no milk?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 170944, member: 14124"] Some jokes are so dumb just about anyone can "get" them. So I decided to post some jokes in here that may require you to really give the joke some serious thought to achieve a laugh. I'll start off with a couple of fairly easy ones. [B]A: [/B]A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. [B]B: [/B]Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting in a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?” [/QUOTE]
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