California State HP Officer: Nevada, this is California State Highway Patrol. This is about a special query raised by the Utah Highway Patrol. They asked that the information be forwarded to you guys, so get ready for some details. Put on your tape recorders and all that sort of jazz. Apparantly these speed maniacs you've been chasing all over your territory are former professional road racers collectively called Moabs, M-O-A-B-S, repeat Moabs. First names unkown, other particulars also unknown. All we do know is that they're employed as teachers racing to the Bonneville Salt Flats before sunset. Presently driving a Dodge Challenger, Utah licence plate unknown. This is not a stolen car; they are driving it to Bonneville for a photo shoot today by sunset.
Nevada State HP Officer: It's only Saturday, what's their hurry?
California State HP Officer: That's what we wanted to know ourselves, so your guess is as good as ours. 10-4.