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I really need you to pay me a compliment
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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 236407" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span><p style="text-align: center">[ATTACH=full]63968[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 236407, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande]A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande]She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande]'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect. [/FONT][/COLOR][CENTER][ATTACH type="full" width="60%"]63968._xfImport[/ATTACH][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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