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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 170418" data-attributes="member: 14124"><p>How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? </p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole <br /> lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light <br /> bulb?</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By <br /> the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? <br /> Huh? Huh? Can I?</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...</strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a <br /> light bulb?</strong></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 170418, member: 14124"] How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? [B] [LIST] [*]Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? [*]Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. [*]Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! [*]Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. [*]Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! [*]Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . [*]Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? [*]Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. [*]Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. [*]Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. [*]Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. [*]Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [*]Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. [*]Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... [*]Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? [*]Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... [*]Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? [/LIST] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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