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<blockquote data-quote="Carroll" data-source="post: 102998" data-attributes="member: 9246"><p>Here in Clinton, Missouri, I normally use a fail-safe weather predictor. <em>Mozarkite</em>. You rock hounds will immediately recognize Missouri's Official State Rock. For those of you that are interested in your state rock, visit this link:</p><p></p><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_minerals,_rocks,_stones_and_gemstones" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_minerals,_rocks,_stones_and_gemstones</a></p><p></p><p>As you can see, I use the hand-held version of the Mozarkite Weather Rock Analyzer, version II. It has never failed me, ever. Instant results. 100% effective, not like those wishy-washy TV personages. (And no commericials, either!...unless one drives by...) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Results from this morning, just minutes ago:</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #B22222">It is Foggy, with visibility reduced to about 1 city block. (That is our special random block length, may not pertain to your city block length, for you city dwellers.)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #B22222">No rain, snow, sleet, ice or excessive heat detected. This report is only good for the area in the image below. You need to obtain a specimen of your State Rock for your location, to get the best results for you. </span></strong><span style="font-size: 9px"> (This satisfied the legal staff...)</span></p><p></p><p>Enjoy your Day!</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]23906[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Carroll, post: 102998, member: 9246"] Here in Clinton, Missouri, I normally use a fail-safe weather predictor. [I]Mozarkite[/I]. You rock hounds will immediately recognize Missouri's Official State Rock. For those of you that are interested in your state rock, visit this link: [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_minerals,_rocks,_stones_and_gemstones[/URL] As you can see, I use the hand-held version of the Mozarkite Weather Rock Analyzer, version II. It has never failed me, ever. Instant results. 100% effective, not like those wishy-washy TV personages. (And no commericials, either!...unless one drives by...) :) Results from this morning, just minutes ago: [B][COLOR=#B22222]It is Foggy, with visibility reduced to about 1 city block. (That is our special random block length, may not pertain to your city block length, for you city dwellers.) No rain, snow, sleet, ice or excessive heat detected. This report is only good for the area in the image below. You need to obtain a specimen of your State Rock for your location, to get the best results for you. [/COLOR][/B][SIZE=1] (This satisfied the legal staff...)[/SIZE] Enjoy your Day! [ATTACH=CONFIG]23906[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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