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<blockquote data-quote="Burt" data-source="post: 845205" data-attributes="member: 68616">Postman&nbsp;One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.&nbsp;As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.&nbsp; His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.&nbsp; &quot;Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,&quot; the Postman comments.&nbsp; David, in obvious pain, replies &quot;Actually we had it Saturday night.&nbsp; This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.&nbsp; We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun, and it got a bit wild.&nbsp; We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'&nbsp; The Postman thinks a moment and says, &quot;How do you play WHO AM I?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.&nbsp; Then the women try to guess who it is.&quot;&nbsp;The postman laughs and says, &quot;Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Probably a good thing you did,&quot; David responded. &quot;Your name came up 7 times.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Burt, post: 845205, member: 68616"] [B]Postman[/B] [B]One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.[/B] [B]As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.[/B] [B] "Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman comments.[/B] [B] David, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun, and it got a bit wild.[/B] [B] We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'[/B] [B] The Postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"[/B] [B]"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."[/B] [B]The postman laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."[/B] [B]"Probably a good thing you did," David responded. "Your name came up 7 times."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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