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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 839047" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>An elderly lady was patiently waiting for a parking spot in a crowded lot, her turn signal on, when a young man in a flashy red Mercedes suddenly sped past her and slid into the spot she had been waiting for.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Fuming, she got out of her car and walked up to him. “Excuse me,” she said sharply, “I was waiting for that spot!”</p><p></p><p>The young man, oozing arrogance, flashed a smug grin and said, “Well, that’s how it works when you’re young and quick.”</p><p></p><p>His dismissive tone only fueled her irritation. Without a word, she turned and marched back to her car. Moments later, with deliberate precision, she reversed, then drove straight into the side of his shiny Mercedes, leaving a massive dent.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The young man ran over, panic etched on his face. “What the hell are you doing?” he shouted. “Why would you do that?”</p><p></p><p>The elderly lady stepped out of her car with a calm, satisfied smile. She looked him in the eye and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and wealthy.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 839047, member: 9922"] An elderly lady was patiently waiting for a parking spot in a crowded lot, her turn signal on, when a young man in a flashy red Mercedes suddenly sped past her and slid into the spot she had been waiting for. Fuming, she got out of her car and walked up to him. “Excuse me,” she said sharply, “I was waiting for that spot!” The young man, oozing arrogance, flashed a smug grin and said, “Well, that’s how it works when you’re young and quick.” His dismissive tone only fueled her irritation. Without a word, she turned and marched back to her car. Moments later, with deliberate precision, she reversed, then drove straight into the side of his shiny Mercedes, leaving a massive dent. The young man ran over, panic etched on his face. “What the hell are you doing?” he shouted. “Why would you do that?” The elderly lady stepped out of her car with a calm, satisfied smile. She looked him in the eye and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and wealthy.” [/QUOTE]
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