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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 835722" data-attributes="member: 9922">A clearly inebriated woman, stark nâked, jumped into a taxi iThe cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eye: wide and stared at the woman, but made no attempt to start the cab.The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a nāked woman before?"The old Jewish driver slowly answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink. Dat vould not be proper."The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my bôobs or my bütt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell..... M'am, I am looking, and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"</blockquote>