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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 835662" data-attributes="member: 9922">The Polite Way to Pee <img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tc1/1/16/1f4a6.png" alt="💦" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />In a manners class, the teacher asked:&quot;Michael, if you were on a dinner date, how would you tell the lady you needed the bathroom?&quot;Michael: &quot;Just a minute, I have to go pee.&quot; <img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t6f/1/16/1f6ab.png" alt="🚫" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Teacher: &quot;Rude and impolite!&quot;&quot;Sherman, your turn.&quot;Sherman: &quot;I’m sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.&quot;Teacher: &quot;Better… but you still shouldn’t say bathroom at the dinner table.&quot;&quot;Alright, Johnny—show us your best manners.&quot;Johnny: &quot;I’d say: Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I need to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine… who I hope to introduce to you after dinner.&quot; <img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t2e/1/16/1f633.png" alt="😳" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />The teacher fainted. <img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png" alt="😂" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 835662, member: 9922"] The Polite Way to Pee [IMG alt="💦"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tc1/1/16/1f4a6.png[/IMG] In a manners class, the teacher asked: "Michael, if you were on a dinner date, how would you tell the lady you needed the bathroom?" Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee." [IMG alt="🚫"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t6f/1/16/1f6ab.png[/IMG] Teacher: "Rude and impolite!" "Sherman, your turn." Sherman: "I’m sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back." Teacher: "Better… but you still shouldn’t say bathroom at the dinner table." "Alright, Johnny—show us your best manners." Johnny: "I’d say: Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I need to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine… who I hope to introduce to you after dinner." [IMG alt="😳"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t2e/1/16/1f633.png[/IMG] The teacher fainted. [IMG alt="😂"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td0/1/16/1f602.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE]

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