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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 835474" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>### **A Game of Confessions**</p><p>Four older women sat around a table, playing Bridge, their usual afternoon ritual.</p><p>After a brief silence, the first lady sighed and said, *“Since we’re all such close friends, I have a confession to make. I’m a kleptomaniac. But don’t worry—I’ve never taken anything from you, and I never will. Our friendship means too much to me.”*</p><p>The second woman nodded and added, *“Well, if we’re being honest, I have something to share too. I’m a nymphomaniac. But don’t worry—I’ve never been interested in your husbands. They’re just not my type, and our friendship is far too valuable.”*</p><p>The third lady chuckled and said, *“Alright, my turn. I have a confession as well—I’m a lesbian. But don’t worry, ladies, you’re not my type, and I would never do anything to jeopardize our friendship.”*</p><p>For a moment, the table fell silent. Then, the fourth woman suddenly pushed back her chair, grinning mischievously.</p><p>*“Well, I have a confession too! I’m an uncontrollable gossip… and I have some phone calls to make!”* <img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4/1/16/1f60f.png" alt="😏" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4d/1/16/1f4de.png" alt="📞" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 835474, member: 9922"] ### **A Game of Confessions** Four older women sat around a table, playing Bridge, their usual afternoon ritual. After a brief silence, the first lady sighed and said, *“Since we’re all such close friends, I have a confession to make. I’m a kleptomaniac. But don’t worry—I’ve never taken anything from you, and I never will. Our friendship means too much to me.”* The second woman nodded and added, *“Well, if we’re being honest, I have something to share too. I’m a nymphomaniac. But don’t worry—I’ve never been interested in your husbands. They’re just not my type, and our friendship is far too valuable.”* The third lady chuckled and said, *“Alright, my turn. I have a confession as well—I’m a lesbian. But don’t worry, ladies, you’re not my type, and I would never do anything to jeopardize our friendship.”* For a moment, the table fell silent. Then, the fourth woman suddenly pushed back her chair, grinning mischievously. *“Well, I have a confession too! I’m an uncontrollable gossip… and I have some phone calls to make!”* [IMG alt="😏"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4/1/16/1f60f.png[/IMG][IMG alt="📞"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t4d/1/16/1f4de.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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