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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 834138" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”</p><p>He looked up at her and said, “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”</p><p>She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”</p><p>He nodded and said, “Yes, dear, I still remember.”</p><p>“Well, what was it?” she asked.</p><p>He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and screw your brains out.'”</p><p>She giggled and said, “Yes, honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?”</p><p>Again, he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 834138, member: 9922"] A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up at her and said, “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.” She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?” He nodded and said, “Yes, dear, I still remember.” “Well, what was it?” she asked. He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big t*ts and screw your brains out.'” She giggled and said, “Yes, honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?” Again, he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.” [/QUOTE]
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