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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 814188" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"�The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."�The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess."�The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"�Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"�The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"�The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be danged if I'm going to miss it this time!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 814188, member: 9922"] A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"�The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings."�The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess."�The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"�Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"�The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"�The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be danged if I'm going to miss it this time!" [/QUOTE]
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