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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 807342" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>Two guys leave the bar after a long night of drinking... After a couple of minutes, an old man appears in the passenger window and taps lightly. The passenger screams, "Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s face there!" The driver speeds up, but the old man’s face stays in the window... The passenger rolls his window down part way then, scared out of his wits, asks, "What do you want?" The old man softly replies, "You got any tobacco?" The passenger hands the old man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!" to the driver, rolling up his window in terror. A few minutes later they calm down and start laughing again... The driver says, "I don’t know what happened, but don’t worry we’re doing 80 now." Suddenly, there is a light tapping on the window and the old man reappears... "There he is again!" the passenger yells. He rolls down the window and shakily asks, "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a lighter out the window, then yells, "Step on it!" They are traveling about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they have just seen, when suddenly there is more tapping... "Oh no! He’s back!" yells the passenger. He rolls down the window again and screams in stark terror, "what now?" The old man softly replies... "You want some help getting out of the mud?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 807342, member: 9922"] Two guys leave the bar after a long night of drinking... After a couple of minutes, an old man appears in the passenger window and taps lightly. The passenger screams, "Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s face there!" The driver speeds up, but the old man’s face stays in the window... The passenger rolls his window down part way then, scared out of his wits, asks, "What do you want?" The old man softly replies, "You got any tobacco?" The passenger hands the old man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!" to the driver, rolling up his window in terror. A few minutes later they calm down and start laughing again... The driver says, "I don’t know what happened, but don’t worry we’re doing 80 now." Suddenly, there is a light tapping on the window and the old man reappears... "There he is again!" the passenger yells. He rolls down the window and shakily asks, "Yes?" "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a lighter out the window, then yells, "Step on it!" They are traveling about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they have just seen, when suddenly there is more tapping... "Oh no! He’s back!" yells the passenger. He rolls down the window again and screams in stark terror, "what now?" The old man softly replies... "You want some help getting out of the mud?" [/QUOTE]
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