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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 801224" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>A group of 4 friends were driving home one night through the country road near their home after a late night of partying and debauchery. As they drove through the twisty, poorly lit roads they struck a pig that had escaped its pasture. Although the pig ran off seemingly with just a limp, the boys were alarmed at what they had just done. All 4 immediately swore not to breathe a word to anyone for fear their strict parents would never allow them to drive for a very long time. One night, the driver of the car is at home and hears a rather official sounding knock on the door. He opens to find two grim faced police officers. &quot;You're under arrest for a hit &amp; run, and you'll need to come with us to the station.&quot; The driver confessed immediately and said &quot;Ok, I'm ready to go to the station and face the music. I just have one question. We're all lifelong friends none of us would never divulge our secret. How did you figure it out?&quot; The chief police officer looks straight at him and responds stoicly, &quot;Very easy. The pig squealed.&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 801224, member: 9922"] A group of 4 friends were driving home one night through the country road near their home after a late night of partying and debauchery. As they drove through the twisty, poorly lit roads they struck a pig that had escaped its pasture. Although the pig ran off seemingly with just a limp, the boys were alarmed at what they had just done. All 4 immediately swore not to breathe a word to anyone for fear their strict parents would never allow them to drive for a very long time. One night, the driver of the car is at home and hears a rather official sounding knock on the door. He opens to find two grim faced police officers. "You're under arrest for a hit & run, and you'll need to come with us to the station." The driver confessed immediately and said "Ok, I'm ready to go to the station and face the music. I just have one question. We're all lifelong friends none of us would never divulge our secret. How did you figure it out?" The chief police officer looks straight at him and responds stoicly, "Very easy. The pig squealed." [/QUOTE]

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