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<blockquote data-quote="Clovishound" data-source="post: 799683" data-attributes="member: 50197">To all employees:Effective immediately, ALL employees making deliveries to the Mount Doom sector MUST wear level 5 hand protection. NO EXCEPTIONS. We simply can't afford any more major injuries. Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated.On a more cheerful note, starting next month we will have Manflesh Mondays in the company cafeteria. To allay fears of our human employees, it is actually salt pork, which is reported to be particularly tasty, but our Uruk Hai employees love it, and appreciate our efforts at their inclusion. Management would also like to take this opportunity to wish all employees a happy and safe holiday season.Yours,Gandalf Chief Executive Wizard, Middle Earth Enterprises</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Clovishound, post: 799683, member: 50197"] [SIZE=6]To all employees: Effective immediately, ALL employees making deliveries to the Mount Doom sector MUST wear level 5 hand protection. NO EXCEPTIONS. We simply can't afford any more major injuries. Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated. On a more cheerful note, starting next month we will have Manflesh Mondays in the company cafeteria. To allay fears of our human employees, it is actually salt pork, which is reported to be particularly tasty, but our Uruk Hai employees love it, and appreciate our efforts at their inclusion. Management would also like to take this opportunity to wish all employees a happy and safe holiday season. Yours, Gandalf Chief Executive Wizard, Middle Earth Enterprises[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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