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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 787631" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">[COLOR=var(--primary-text)]<span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze ?? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">He said no he hadn't had a beer in years.. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy motorcycle parts??</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">He again said no, he got rid of his bike 15 years ago.. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">So then I said I'll do you better than $20, I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up, & my wife will cook a fantastic meal for you..</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.. He asked me, won't she get mad ??</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">I said it didn't matter, I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & riding motorcycles..</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: 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[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 787631, member: 9922"] [FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][COLOR=var(--primary-text)][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit]I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze ?? He said no he hadn't had a beer in years.. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy motorcycle parts?? He again said no, he got rid of his bike 15 years ago.. So then I said I'll do you better than $20, I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up, & my wife will cook a fantastic meal for you.. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.. He asked me, won't she get mad ?? I said it didn't matter, I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & riding motorcycles..[/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][COLOR=var(--secondary-text)][FONT=inherit][COLOR=#65676B][FONT="][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][IMG]https://nikonites.com/data:image/svg+xml,%3csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink' viewBox='0 0 16 16'%3e%3cdefs%3e%3clinearGradient id='a' x1='50%25' x2='50%25' y1='10.25%25' y2='100%25'%3e%3cstop offset='0%25' stop-color='%23FEEA70'/%3e%3cstop offset='100%25' stop-color='%23F69B30'/%3e%3c/linearGradient%3e%3clinearGradient id='d' x1='50%25' x2='50%25' y1='0%25' y2='100%25'%3e%3cstop offset='0%25' stop-color='%23472315'/%3e%3cstop offset='100%25' stop-color='%238B3A0E'/%3e%3c/linearGradient%3e%3clinearGradient id='e' x1='50%25' x2='50%25' y1='0%25' y2='81.902%25'%3e%3cstop offset='0%25' stop-color='%23FC607C'/%3e%3cstop offset='100%25' stop-color='%23D91F3A'/%3e%3c/linearGradient%3e%3cfilter id='c' width='118.8%25' height='118.8%25' x='-9.4%25' y='-9.4%25' filterUnits='objectBoundingBox'%3e%3cfeGaussianBlur in='SourceAlpha' result='shadowBlurInner1' stdDeviation='1'/%3e%3cfeOffset dy='-1' in='shadowBlurInner1' result='shadowOffsetInner1'/%3e%3cfeComposite in='shadowOffsetInner1' in2='SourceAlpha' k2='-1' k3='1' operator='arithmetic' result='shadowInnerInner1'/%3e%3cfeColorMatrix in='shadowInnerInner1' values='0 0 0 0 0.921365489 0 0 0 0 0.460682745 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.35 0'/%3e%3c/filter%3e%3cpath id='b' d='M16 8A8 8 0 110 8a8 8 0 0116 0'/%3e%3c/defs%3e%3cg fill='none'%3e%3cuse fill='url(%23a)' xlink:href='%23b'/%3e%3cuse fill='black' filter='url(%23c)' xlink:href='%23b'/%3e%3cpath fill='url(%23d)' d='M3 8.008C3 10.023 4.006 14 8 14c3.993 0 5-3.977 5-5.992C13 7.849 11.39 7 8 7c-3.39 0-5 .849-5 1.008'/%3e%3cpath fill='url(%23e)' d='M4.541 12.5c.804.995 1.907 1.5 3.469 1.5 1.563 0 2.655-.505 3.459-1.5-.551-.588-1.599-1.5-3.459-1.5s-2.917.912-3.469 1.5'/%3e%3cpath fill='%232A3755' d='M6.213 4.144c.263.188.502.455.41.788-.071.254-.194.369-.422.371-.78.011-1.708.255-2.506.612-.065.029-.197.088-.332.085-.124-.003-.251-.058-.327-.237-.067-.157-.073-.388.276-.598.545-.33 1.257-.48 1.909-.604a7.077 7.077 0 00-1.315-.768c-.427-.194-.38-.457-.323-.6.127-.317.609-.196 1.078.026a9 9 0 011.552.925zm3.577 0a8.953 8.953 0 011.55-.925c.47-.222.95-.343 1.078-.026.057.143.104.406-.323.6a7.029 7.029 0 00-1.313.768c.65.123 1.363.274 1.907.604.349.21.342.44.276.598-.077.18-.203.234-.327.237-.135.003-.267-.056-.332-.085-.797-.357-1.725-.6-2.504-.612-.228-.002-.351-.117-.422-.37-.091-.333.147-.6.41-.788z'/%3e%3c/g%3e%3c/svg%3e[/IMG][/FONT] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][COLOR=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit]1[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit]1[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit] [/FONT][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/FONT] [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#65676B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#65676B][FONT="][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#65676B][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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