Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
Other Stuff
Off Topic
Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="bluzman" data-source="post: 767211" data-attributes="member: 47800"><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bluzman, post: 767211, member: 47800"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Other Stuff
Off Topic
Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.
Top