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<blockquote data-quote="Dangerspouse" data-source="post: 767199" data-attributes="member: 46690">A middle aged couple is dining out at a fancy restaurant when a gorgeous young woman walks in, marches over to the couple's table, takes the husband's head in both hands, and gives him a long, slow soul kiss. Then she turns around and walks back out of the restaraunt. The husband doesn't even react. He goes back to eating his steak.The wife meanwhile is stunned. &quot;Who the hell was that?!&quot;&quot;Oh, that's my mistress&quot; says the husband, not even looking up.&quot;Your mistress!&quot; she says. &quot;Well that's the last straw. I want a divorce!&quot;&quot;Ok&quot; says the husband, &quot;but you know that will mean no more summers in the south of France, no more adding to your shoe and handbag collection, no eating out at places like this, no more regular gifts of jewelry....&quot;Just then the door to the restaurant opens again and another drop-dead gorgous lady enters. She walks down and stops at the table next to the couple, grabs that husband's head, kisses him long and slow, and walks out.&quot;Who was THAT?&quot; says the wife.&quot;Oh, that's Pete's mistress&quot; says the husband.The wife sniffs. &quot;Pfff. Ours is prettier.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dangerspouse, post: 767199, member: 46690"] A middle aged couple is dining out at a fancy restaurant when a gorgeous young woman walks in, marches over to the couple's table, takes the husband's head in both hands, and gives him a long, slow soul kiss. Then she turns around and walks back out of the restaraunt. The husband doesn't even react. He goes back to eating his steak. The wife meanwhile is stunned. "Who the hell was that?!" "[I]Oh, that's my mistress[/I]" says the husband, not even looking up. "Your mistress!" she says. "Well that's the last straw. I want a divorce!" "[I]Ok[/I]" says the husband, "[I]but you know that will mean no more summers in the south of France, no more adding to your shoe and handbag collection, no eating out at places like this, no more regular gifts of jewelry.[/I]..." Just then the door to the restaurant opens again and another drop-dead gorgous lady enters. She walks down and stops at the table next to the couple, grabs that husband's head, kisses him long and slow, and walks out. "Who was THAT?" says the wife. "[I]Oh, that's Pete's mistress[/I]" says the husband. The wife sniffs. "Pfff. Ours is prettier." [/QUOTE]

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