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<blockquote data-quote="KiltedMuskrat" data-source="post: 767044" data-attributes="member: 48939"><p><strong>Hello.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Hi, table for five, please.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Sure, and do you guys have your vaccination cards?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>We do, but first can you tell us who our server will be?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Um...</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Um...</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Um... Let me get the manager for you.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>That would be great, thanks.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>And the moral of this story is.....</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>DON'T stick YOUR nose in MY business, and I WON'T stick MINE in YOURS!!!!!!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KiltedMuskrat, post: 767044, member: 48939"] [B]Hello. Hi, table for five, please. Sure, and do you guys have your vaccination cards? We do, but first can you tell us who our server will be? Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight. Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card? Um... And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Um... Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen, that would be great. Um... Let me get the manager for you. That would be great, thanks. And the moral of this story is.....[/B] [B]DON'T stick YOUR nose in MY business, and I WON'T stick MINE in YOURS!!!!!![/B] [/QUOTE]
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