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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 765241" data-attributes="member: 9922">Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he swerved to avoid a tree, then another, then another. Officer Muldoon pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy frantically tells the cop about all the trees in the roadway. Officer Muldoon replies &quot;For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!”Juan Rodriguez decided to call his Irish father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.How are you doing with your New Year’s resolutions? Paddy has been sober for 8 days. Not in a row or anything like that. Just in total.The wind was frightful last night. Sullivan’s wife sent him out for a quart of milk and he was blown straight into the pub.Paddy just found his Christmas spirit. It had been waiting on a shelf at the liquor store this whole time.Paddy said, “I resent the stereotype that the Irish are all violent drunks. We’re perfectly capable of violence when sober.”</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 765241, member: 9922"] Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he swerved to avoid a tree, then another, then another. Officer Muldoon pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy frantically tells the cop about all the trees in the roadway. Officer Muldoon replies "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!” Juan Rodriguez decided to call his Irish father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear. How are you doing with your New Year’s resolutions? Paddy has been sober for 8 days. Not in a row or anything like that. Just in total. The wind was frightful last night. Sullivan’s wife sent him out for a quart of milk and he was blown straight into the pub. Paddy just found his Christmas spirit. It had been waiting on a shelf at the liquor store this whole time. Paddy said, “I resent the stereotype that the Irish are all violent drunks. We’re perfectly capable of violence when sober.” [/QUOTE]

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