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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 759606" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #050505">[FONT=&quot]ON A DARE FROM A FRIEND, I felt I could still rodeo like I did when I was younger. I rode bulls back then, so I thought I'd be safer on a saddle bronc. [/FONT]</span></p><p><span style="color: #050505">[FONT=&quot]*** I did fine for the first 3 or 4 seconds, but then I got thrown off and got my ankle caught in the stirrup! [/FONT]</span></p><p><span style="color: #050505">[FONT=&quot]I HIT THE GROUND HARD! There I was totally out of control and screaming to the top of my lungs! The horse just kept on bucking and bucking and bucking....I didn't know if I was going to be kicked in the head or my knee twisted off, or my ribs crushed! And the horse just kept on bucking....[/FONT]</span></p><p><span style="color: #050505">[FONT=&quot]....It was a good thing that I was screaming and yelling so loud, because that's when the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged him. Now my wife won't take me and my friend shopping anymore.[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 759606, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#050505][FONT="]ON A DARE FROM A FRIEND, I felt I could still rodeo like I did when I was younger. I rode bulls back then, so I thought I'd be safer on a saddle bronc. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#050505][FONT="]*** I did fine for the first 3 or 4 seconds, but then I got thrown off and got my ankle caught in the stirrup! [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#050505][FONT="]I HIT THE GROUND HARD! There I was totally out of control and screaming to the top of my lungs! The horse just kept on bucking and bucking and bucking....I didn't know if I was going to be kicked in the head or my knee twisted off, or my ribs crushed! And the horse just kept on bucking....[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#050505][FONT="]....It was a good thing that I was screaming and yelling so loud, because that's when the manager of Kmart came out and unplugged him. Now my wife won't take me and my friend shopping anymore.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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