Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 750021" data-attributes="member: 9922">The 89 year old told his 18 year old great grandson he is stronger now than when he was18! G grandson said really? He yup , when he was 18 and had a woody... neither he nor h grandma could bend it at all!And now I can bend it in half with just one hand!Hear about the dumb blonde? So dumb she needed a coat hanger to get OUT of her car.A string walks into a bar and ask for a drink.&nbsp; Bartender says &quot;We don't serve strings in here!&quot; String goes outside and frazels both his ends and ties his self in a knot.&nbsp; Goes back in and orders a drink.&nbsp; bartender says &quot; Hey, arn't you that sting that was just in here?&quot; &quot;No frayed knot&quot;What do you call an alligator with a vest on?An investigator.I walked into a bar with an alligator.I asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”He replied, “Yes sir, we do.”I said, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”When we get a dog, we are going to name the dog &quot;Five Miles&quot;. That way, I can honestly tell family, friends, colleagues and peers that I walk Five Miles every day.Why does Hawaii have a interstate when it's not connected to any other stateThe last time I got friendly with a pretty girl she said, &quot;I don't do this normally.&quot;&nbsp; I said, That's ok, honey, I'm a little weird myself.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 750021, member: 9922"] The 89 year old told his 18 year old great grandson he is stronger now than when he was18! G grandson said really? He yup , when he was 18 and had a woody... neither he nor h grandma could bend it at all! And now I can bend it in half with just one hand! Hear about the dumb blonde? So dumb she needed a coat hanger to get OUT of her car. A string walks into a bar and ask for a drink. Bartender says "We don't serve strings in here!" String goes outside and frazels both his ends and ties his self in a knot. Goes back in and orders a drink. bartender says " Hey, arn't you that sting that was just in here?" "No frayed knot" What do you call an alligator with a vest on? An investigator . I walked into a bar with an alligator. I asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” He replied, “Yes sir, we do.” I said, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.” When we get a dog, we are going to name the dog "Five Miles". That way, I can honestly tell family, friends, colleagues and peers that I walk Five Miles every day . Why does Hawaii have a interstate when it's not connected to any other state The last time I got friendly with a pretty girl she said, "I don't do this normally." I said, That's ok, honey, I'm a little weird myself. [/QUOTE]

Verification