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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 749705" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>She was a poor whiskey maker, but he loved her still.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wondering what Geronimo says when he jumps out of a plane</p><p></p><p></p><p>A former lady-friend of mine recently gave me an old guitar she said she was no longer using - she assured me there were no strings attached.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I just spent $750 on a pair of binoculars.</p><p>I think they saw me coming.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I've decided to try my hand at writing diet books.</p><p>I'm told they appeal to a very wide audience</p><p>.</p><p>Confucius say...man who have sex on ground has piece on earth</p><p></p><p></p><p>I told my doctor I sometimes feel like a wigwam and other times feel like a tepee he said I was too tense</p><p></p><p></p><p>pirate walks into a doc’s office with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. Doctor says, “You’ve got a steering wheel coming out of your pants.” Pirate replies, “Aargh, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!”</p><p></p><p></p><p>Can somebody explain to me if the greek god Atlas is holding up the world....What is he standing on?</p><p></p><p></p><p>One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out his window and told his wife, "it's going to rain". </p><p>His wife asked "how do you know"?</p><p>"Because" he says. "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear".</p><p></p><p></p><p>I was hammering a nail into the wall at home when my son commented, </p><p>“You hammer like lightning Dad.”</p><p>I felt proud that my son recognised for my skill and replied,</p><p>“You really think </p><p>I’m that fast, Son?”</p><p>He said,</p><p>“No. You never strike </p><p>the same place twice.”</p><p></p><p></p><p>I went to my psychic today and accidently broke her crystal ball... </p><p>It ended up costing me a fortune.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Do pigs really use soap, or is that just hogwash?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 749705, member: 9922"] She was a poor whiskey maker, but he loved her still. Wondering what Geronimo says when he jumps out of a plane A former lady-friend of mine recently gave me an old guitar she said she was no longer using - she assured me there were no strings attached. I just spent $750 on a pair of binoculars. I think they saw me coming. I've decided to try my hand at writing diet books. I'm told they appeal to a very wide audience . Confucius say...man who have sex on ground has piece on earth I told my doctor I sometimes feel like a wigwam and other times feel like a tepee he said I was too tense pirate walks into a doc’s office with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. Doctor says, “You’ve got a steering wheel coming out of your pants.” Pirate replies, “Aargh, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!” Can somebody explain to me if the greek god Atlas is holding up the world....What is he standing on? One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out his window and told his wife, "it's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know"? "Because" he says. "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear". I was hammering a nail into the wall at home when my son commented, “You hammer like lightning Dad.” I felt proud that my son recognised for my skill and replied, “You really think I’m that fast, Son?” He said, “No. You never strike the same place twice.” I went to my psychic today and accidently broke her crystal ball... It ended up costing me a fortune. Do pigs really use soap, or is that just hogwash? [/QUOTE]
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