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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 749538" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>5. What has words but never speaks?</p><p>A book!</p><p></p><p></p><p>6. Why do ducks have tail feathers?</p><p>To cover their buttquacks.</p><p></p><p></p><p>7. What’s full of holes but still holds water?</p><p>A sponge.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8. Where do cows go for entertainment?</p><p>The moo-vies.</p><p></p><p></p><p>9. What goes up but never comes back down?</p><p>Your age!</p><p></p><p></p><p>10. Why are ghosts such bad liars?</p><p>You can see right though them.</p><p></p><p></p><p>11. What tire doesn’t move when the car turns right?</p><p>The spare tire.</p><p></p><p></p><p>12. What do you call a sad strawberry?</p><p>A blueberry.</p><p></p><p></p><p>13. Where do you find keys that won’t work in a lock?</p><p>On a piano.</p><p></p><p></p><p>14. Why couldn’t the moon finish his meal?</p><p>He was full!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 749538, member: 9922"] 5. What has words but never speaks? A book! 6. Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their buttquacks. 7. What’s full of holes but still holds water? A sponge. 8. Where do cows go for entertainment? The moo-vies. 9. What goes up but never comes back down? Your age! 10. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right though them. 11. What tire doesn’t move when the car turns right? The spare tire. 12. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. 13. Where do you find keys that won’t work in a lock? On a piano. 14. Why couldn’t the moon finish his meal? He was full! [/QUOTE]
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