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<blockquote data-quote="KarlieBoe" data-source="post: 748229" data-attributes="member: 48879"><p>Can't go wrong with some ol' fashioned elephant jokes:</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A: About 5 mph</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A: Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'">If you like my jokes, you may like my writing too. check out my <a href="https://www.blacksmithtoolquickguide.com/Tool/Best-Blacksmith-Tongs.html" target="_blank">blog</a>.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KarlieBoe, post: 748229, member: 48879"] Can't go wrong with some ol' fashioned elephant jokes: [FONT=arial]Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway? A: About 5 mph Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree? A: Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years. Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance” Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them. Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance? A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!” Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps? A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees! Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? A. Because they only had one pair of trunks! If you like my jokes, you may like my writing too. check out my [URL="https://www.blacksmithtoolquickguide.com/Tool/Best-Blacksmith-Tongs.html"]blog[/URL].[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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