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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 745044" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It was their time to stand up and talk, or fo<span style="font-family: inherit">rever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 745044, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]It was their time to stand up and talk, or fo[FONT=inherit]rever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=inherit][SIZE=4]The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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