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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 736000" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Subject: What aisle is the Polish sausage on ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 736000, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Subject: What aisle is the Polish sausage on ? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" [/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot![/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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