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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 721989" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>[h=2]Mary Poppins[/h]<span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">The weather had turned worse, so Mary Poppins decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the desk clerk and asked for a room for the night.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," she said. "A<span style="font-family: inherit">nd can I have breakfast in bed?" she asked politely.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The desk clerk nodded and smiled.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Morning madam...sleep well?" he asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">He then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better," she replied. "Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book," replied the desk clerk. "We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary who then checked out. She scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Curious, the desk clerk picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-family: inherit">"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 721989, member: 9922"] [h=2]Mary Poppins[/h][COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]The weather had turned worse, so Mary Poppins decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the desk clerk and asked for a room for the night.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica]Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," she said. "A[FONT=inherit]nd can I have breakfast in bed?" she asked politely.[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica][FONT=inherit]The desk clerk nodded and smiled.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Morning madam...sleep well?" he asked.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]He then asked, "Was the food to your liking?"[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better," she replied. "Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book," replied the desk clerk. "We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion."[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary who then checked out. She scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Curious, the desk clerk picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!"[/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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