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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 720032" data-attributes="member: 9922">OUR FUTURE?&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; “It snowed couple nights ago. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. &nbsp; 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. &nbsp; 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. &nbsp; 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. &nbsp; 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. &nbsp; 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. &nbsp; 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. &nbsp; 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. &nbsp; 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . &nbsp; 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. &nbsp; 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. &nbsp; 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. &nbsp; 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied &quot;Snowballs&quot; and am now called a sexist. &nbsp; 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. &nbsp; 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. &nbsp; 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. &nbsp; By noon it all melted &nbsp; Moral:&nbsp;&nbsp; There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 720032, member: 9922"] OUR FUTURE? “It snowed couple nights ago. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes. [/QUOTE]

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