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<blockquote data-quote="STM" data-source="post: 717830" data-attributes="member: 12827">Two Generals, one Army and the other Marine, are standing in front adjacent urinals in the Pentagon. They finish up at the same time and the Marine walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Army General just zips up and leaves. Perturbed, the Marine General catches up to the Army General in the hall and says &quot;Excuse me General, but I noticed that you did not wash your hands after using the urinal.&quot; The Army General replies &quot;You are correct, why do you ask?&quot; to which the Marine General replies &quot;You know General, in the Marines we teach our officers to wash their hands after going to the bathroom&quot;. The Army General replies, &quot;well you see, that's the difference between the Army and the Marines. In the Army we teach our officers not to urinate on their hands!&quot;Gotta love a good Marine joke, they just write themselves! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink&nbsp; &nbsp; ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="STM, post: 717830, member: 12827"] Two Generals, one Army and the other Marine, are standing in front adjacent urinals in the Pentagon. They finish up at the same time and the Marine walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Army General just zips up and leaves. Perturbed, the Marine General catches up to the Army General in the hall and says "Excuse me General, but I noticed that you did not wash your hands after using the urinal." The Army General replies "You are correct, why do you ask?" to which the Marine General replies "You know General, in the Marines we teach our officers to wash their hands after going to the bathroom". The Army General replies, "well you see, that's the difference between the Army and the Marines. In the Army we teach our officers not to urinate on their hands!" Gotta love a good Marine joke, they just write themselves! ;) [/QUOTE]

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