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<blockquote data-quote="Bear Dale" data-source="post: 712868" data-attributes="member: 44139">For some time, many of us have wondered just who is JACK SCHITT?&nbsp; We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,&nbsp; “You don’t know JACK SCHITT”!&nbsp; Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; JACK SCHITT is the only son of Awe Schitt.&nbsp; Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc.&nbsp; They had one son, Jack.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.&nbsp; The deeply religious couple produced six children:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Holie Schitt,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Giva Schitt, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Fulla Schitt,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bull Schitt, and the twins&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.&nbsp; &nbsp; After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.&nbsp; She was then known as NOE SCHITT-SHERLOCK.&nbsp; &nbsp; Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.&nbsp; &nbsp; Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.&nbsp; &nbsp; Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the ‘Schitt-Happen Nuptials.’&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; The Schitt-Happens children names were:&nbsp; Dawg Schitt-Happens, &nbsp; Byrd Schitt-Happens and &nbsp; Hoarse Schitt-Happens.&nbsp; &nbsp; Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world.&nbsp; &nbsp; He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now when someone says, “YOU DON’T KNOW JACK SCHITT,” you can correct them!&nbsp; &nbsp; By the way, if you were wondering what happened to HOLIE SCHITT, she became a nun!&nbsp; &nbsp; Sincerely,&nbsp; Crock O. Schitt</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bear Dale, post: 712868, member: 44139"] For some time, many of us have wondered [B][I]just who is JACK SCHITT?[/I][/B] We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “[B]Y[I]ou don’t know JACK SCHITT”![/I][/B] Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. [B][I][COLOR=#002060]JACK SCHITT is the only son of Awe Schitt.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]They had one son, Jack. [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children:[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060] Holie Schitt,[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060] Giva Schitt, [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060] Fulla Schitt,[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060] Bull Schitt, and the twins[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060] Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as NOE SCHITT-SHERLOCK.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony. [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the ‘Schitt-Happen Nuptials.’ [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]The Schitt-Happens children names were:[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Dawg Schitt-Happens, [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Byrd Schitt-Happens and [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Hoarse Schitt-Happens.[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. [/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Now when someone says, “YOU DON’T KNOW JACK SCHITT,” you can correct them![/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]By the way, if you were wondering what happened to HOLIE SCHITT, she became a nun![/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Sincerely,[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#002060]Crock O. Schitt[/COLOR][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]

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