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<blockquote data-quote="Dangerspouse" data-source="post: 712763" data-attributes="member: 46690"><p>Pirates, eh?</p><p></p><p>What did the pirate say on his 80'th birthday?</p><p>"I'm eighty!"</p><p></p><p>(gotta kinda say that one fast)</p><p></p><p>.</p><p></p><p>A woman goes to her doctor because one morning she discovered two green circles on her skin, one on each inner thigh.</p><p></p><p>The doctor does a full checkup, but he's baffled. The tests show nothing wrong. He tells her to go home while he combs through his medical archives to see if he can find her condition described anywhere.</p><p></p><p>Two days later her calls her.</p><p></p><p>"<em>Tell me"</em> he says, "<em>is your boyfriend a pirate by any chance?</em>"</p><p></p><p>"Why yes," says the woman, "yes he is."</p><p></p><p>"<em>I knew it!</em>" the doctor says excitedly. "<em>Listen - tell him his gold earrings aren't real gold.</em>"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dangerspouse, post: 712763, member: 46690"] Pirates, eh? What did the pirate say on his 80'th birthday? "I'm eighty!" (gotta kinda say that one fast) . A woman goes to her doctor because one morning she discovered two green circles on her skin, one on each inner thigh. The doctor does a full checkup, but he's baffled. The tests show nothing wrong. He tells her to go home while he combs through his medical archives to see if he can find her condition described anywhere. Two days later her calls her. "[I]Tell me"[/I] he says, "[I]is your boyfriend a pirate by any chance?[/I]" "Why yes," says the woman, "yes he is." "[I]I knew it![/I]" the doctor says excitedly. "[I]Listen - tell him his gold earrings aren't real gold.[/I]" [/QUOTE]
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