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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 712150" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>What are the spots on black and white cows?</p><p>Holstains</p><p></p><p></p><p>What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?</p><p>Milk of Amnesia</p><p></p><p></p><p>Where do cows go when they want a night out?</p><p>To the moo-vies!</p><p></p><p></p><p>What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?</p><p>Bull-dozin'</p><p></p><p></p><p>What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?</p><p>"It's just an udder day"</p><p></p><p></p><p>How does a farmer count a herd of cows?</p><p>Moo-moos</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?</p><p>Decalfenated</p><p></p><p></p><p>Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?</p><p>Because her horn didn't work</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?</p><p>A milk Dud!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 712150, member: 9922"] What are the spots on black and white cows? Holstains What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia Where do cows go when they want a night out? To the moo-vies! What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed? Bull-dozin' What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning? "It's just an udder day" How does a farmer count a herd of cows? Moo-moos What do you call a cow that has just had a calf? Decalfenated Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck? Because her horn didn't work What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk Dud! [/QUOTE]
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