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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 706597" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Is there ever a day that mattresses are <u>not</u> on sale?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">And A FAVOURITE:</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">If they're OK… then it's you!</span></strong></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black">~</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 706597, member: 14174"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are [U]not[/U] on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And A FAVOURITE: The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black]If they're OK… then it's you![/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]~[/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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