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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dangerspouse" data-source="post: 703940" data-attributes="member: 46690">I feel like a lone voice crying out in the wilderness here, telling actual jokes instead of pasting sometimes decades-old pics (seriously, 'Herman' cartoons? Jim Unger died in 2012!).Screw it, I'm gonna keep fighting The Good Fight no matter what! Jokes are not only my forte they're also a big part of my profession, so I'll fly that flag despite the slings and arrows of outrageously lazy "jokesters" and the tide of popular taste that's rising against me. Try and stop me! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!*cough*Yeah, so anyway, here's a couple of math jokes. Just to, y'know, raise the bar a bit here:1. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.2. Why don't they serve beer at math parties? Because you can't drink and derive.3. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.4. Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit the first one shoots, but misses a foot to the left. The second one shoots and misses a foot to the right. The third one shouts: "We hit it!"    I don't care if, like my last ones, this one gets no likes either. Sometimes you just gotta stand by your principles and do the right thing because it's the right thing to do. I will not give in!Well...maybe sometimes I will. Like these two for the chemistry nerds:<img src="https://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1375822.1371575544!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/yearbook19n-2-web.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_BW2cL1KODuuGj9QKTrAdnMRI6Q6wDcGDtyKEFzGPvCMF_EIw3g" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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