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<blockquote data-quote="Dangerspouse" data-source="post: 703428" data-attributes="member: 46690">Ok, enough with the memes/cartoons/posters! Here's a joke:A guy dies, and his widow is at the funeral home making arrangements. &quot;I'd like to have him buried in a blue suit, please&quot; she says to the director.&quot;What's the matter with the black suit he was brought in with?&quot; the director asks. &quot;It's a very nice suit.&quot;&quot;It's a personal reason&quot; she says. &quot;If you could arrange it I'll be very appreciative, and pay whatever it takes.&quot; &quot;Well the funeral is tomorrow so I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do&quot; he says.The next morning the widow shows up for the viewing, walks down the aisle to the coffin, and sees her husband laid out wearing a beautiful blue suit. After the ceremony she thanks the director and asks what she owes him.&quot;Actually, you don't owe me anything&quot; he says. &quot;As luck would have it, right after you left last night another woman came in. Her husband had just died, and he was brought in wearing a blue suit. I asked her if she wouldn't mind if he were buried in a black suit instead. She didn't have any objections, so I switched their heads.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dangerspouse, post: 703428, member: 46690"] [B]Ok, enough with the memes/cartoons/posters! Here's a [U]joke[/U]:[/B] A guy dies, and his widow is at the funeral home making arrangements. "I'd like to have him buried in a blue suit, please" she says to the director. "[I]What's the matter with the black suit he was brought in with?[/I]" the director asks. "[I]It's a very nice suit[/I]." "It's a personal reason" she says. "If you could arrange it I'll be very appreciative, and pay whatever it takes[I].[/I]" "[I]Well the funeral is tomorrow so I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do[/I]" he says. The next morning the widow shows up for the viewing, walks down the aisle to the coffin, and sees her husband laid out wearing a beautiful blue suit. After the ceremony she thanks the director and asks what she owes him. "[I]Actually, you don't owe me anything[/I]" he says. "[I]As luck would have it, right after you left last night another woman came in. Her husband had just died, and he was brought in wearing a blue suit. I asked her if she wouldn't mind if he were buried in a black suit instead. She didn't have any objections, so I switched their heads[/I]." [/QUOTE]

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