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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 695790" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #555555">ADAM IN EDEN</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> “She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> “She will praise you!”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> “She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> God replied, “An arm and a leg.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Then Adam asked, “What can I get for just a rib?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Of course the rest is history!!!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 695790, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#555555]ADAM IN EDEN[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] “She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] “She will praise you!”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] “She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] God replied, “An arm and a leg.”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Then Adam asked, “What can I get for just a rib?”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Of course the rest is history!!!![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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