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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 695789" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #555555">SENIORS UNDERSTANDING DIRECTIONS AND MORE</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Seeing I’m a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along with my request.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked: “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled: “HELL NO!!!”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> I said, “Oh, thank God! That’s a real relief!My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!”</span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"></span></p><p><span style="color: #555555"> I’m not allowed to go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don’t care, because they aren’t very friendly there anymore!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 695789, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#555555]SENIORS UNDERSTANDING DIRECTIONS AND MORE [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists’ high counter is located. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Seeing I’m a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along with my request. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked: “Now, does that taste sweet to you?” [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled: “HELL NO!!!” [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] I said, “Oh, thank God! That’s a real relief!My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!” [/COLOR] [COLOR=#555555] I’m not allowed to go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don’t care, because they aren’t very friendly there anymore![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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